Kota Joe Roadhouse

Kota Joe Roadhouse runs several popular spots throughout Gauteng, South Africa, dishing out hearty kotas. Their “Screw the Diet” motto captures the unapologetically fun, comfort-food vibe, making it a go-to for casual hangouts, quick bites, or group feeds in a lively roadhouse atmosphere with bold flavours and generous portions.

Key Locations Four primary branches cater to Johannesburg, Ekurhuleni, and Pretoria crowds, each in accessible spots like malls or main roads for easy drives or walks. Alberton Roadhouse : Tucked in Jacqueline Mall at 1 Venter Street, Randhart,perfect for southern Joburg suburbs.

Dial (010) 109 7975 for takeaways or dine-in; known for its buzzing local scene. Boksburg Roadhouse : On 141 North Rand Road, ideal for East Randers. Call (010) 312 5185. Hours run 11 am–9 pm weekdays, extending to 10 pm Fridays, with weekends likely similar for peak traffic. Edenvale Roadhouse : At 13 Van Riebeeck Avenue, a convenient halt for airline crews and shoppers.

Reach (011) 453 0883; offers classic kota twists and family platters. Wonderboom Roadhouse (Pretoria) : Corner of Lavender Road West and Pietro Street, serving northern Gauteng with Tshwane flair. Phone (012) 543 2602 for specials or bookings. Menu Highlights Expect kota varieties like the “Boss” with steak and cheese, towering burgers, peri-peri chicken vibes, and massive shakes in flavours from classic vanilla to boozy options at select spots.

Platters feed 2–6, emphasising value for money (mains around R50–R150). Vegetarian kota options exist, but it’s meat-lover heaven,pair with soft drinks or craft beers. za or ring the main line 010 312 5230 for queries, menus, or events. All outlets push that laid-back roadhouse energy suited to Gauteng’s weekend warriors, post-parkrun crews, or event after-parties,check socials (@kotajoesa on Instagram) for promos.

Delivery via Uber Eats or Mr D is often available, thriving in your Midrand-Joburg-Pretoria loop.